The True Mirror

Cudpug · Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:46 pm Post subject:

Jiggly's eyes sprang open at the sound of shrieking outside. Little Pichu must have gotten his hands on a megaphone or something, it seemed. Jiggly had been cooling off in the hot springs in the tropical garden, and the last thing he wanted was to hear the little mouse screeching for attention. He reluctantly pulled himself out of the springs and headed for the door, leaving wet footprints in his wake as he advanced upon the playground. He waddled outside and noticed Pichu shouting to the others - Beedril and Mantine - both of which looked distressed from the rodent. Freya looked like she'd only just woken up, and on her back...it was the egg!

''I'll come back for you later!'' he said loudly, rushing behind Pichu and pushing the rat with his rubbery body. The electric mouse fell forwards, and Jiggly towered above the little thing, using his foot to hold the creature down.

''That'll teach you to disturb me!'' Jiggly shouted down at Pichu. ''What's with the need for attention?''

He yanked the megaphone from Pichu's paw and blasted his voice at Pichu. ''NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!''
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Seraphim Swordmaster · Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:19 pm Post subject:

8:44PM. Or was it? The old man had long since broken the clock after coming home in a drunken stupor, muttering some incomprehensible nonsense about how things were better in his day because you could be openly racist and there weren't any gays.

Quilava was in the Nap Room. Plotting, as usual. As a matter of fact, he demanded at the other Pokemon call him Emperor Xanatos. That didn't work out too well. It didn't help that the following day he'd been taken to a beauty contest. And was forced to tap-dance. And lost. To a Bidoof. He did not take that well, and now everybody sarcastically complimented on his dancing performance. That and the fluffy pink headdresses that the old woman insisted that he wear.

It wasn't Quilava's fault that he was mad though. It was a result of his trainer. He was a tall, messy dark-blonde haired young man who laughed at the most inappropriate things and knifed androgynous blondes in the neck whenever the option arose. Since then, Quilava had picked up similar homicidal tendencies. This Day Care objective was just part of their plan for world domination. Sadly, none of his plans to distract the other Pokemon from this goal had gone very well. Everybody was onto him from the beginning no matter how many smokescreen campaigns he launched. Then again, part of it was his spelling. Everybody looked at him like a madman when he wandered around with a sign saying "Save Wales" held between his teeth. And then of course, there was "Campaign for the Preservation of the Kabutops" (which soon died out). The one thing he did appreciate however was when he was banned from eating the old woman's cooking for telling her to sit on a flagpole, having taught himself Johto's language from various books lying around.

Sadly she was deaf in one ear and had assumed he'd said "dear madam I find your cooking less than adequate". This in itself confused him given that the two sounded nothing alike each other. He wondered if the rumours about the old man performing experimental brain surgery before becoming a day care owner were true.

He then developed a sudden chill. But it wasn't fear. It was the sound the megaphone was making.

Irked out of his mind that somebody would dare to disturb the evil schemes of the great Captain Xanatos, he opened the door and sent a Flamethrower hurtling towards the guilty culprit.
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Hyaru · Oldie Joined: 09 Nov 2008 Posts: 759 Location: Canada :P

Freya giggled as she watched what she thought was play fighting. Why the thought of hate and anger being a possible motive for anyone had never crossed her mind, well, she was simply too oblivious to tell. Being all cheerful as usual, she hears something funny coming towards her. She turns around quickly and sees a Flamethrower (that was directed at Pichu) come speeding towards her!

"Oh no, that'll hurt the egg!" she exclaims (well she could've moved, she had time). Taking a deep breath, she uses a hydro pump to counter the flames.
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TwilightFairy · Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:21 am Post subject:

"Chu- AHH!!!"

A startled Pichu, used a thunderbolt on Jigglypuff. The hit connected due to the fact Jiggly held the little mouse down with it's foot. It had a surprising amount of voltage, did more then enough to get jigglypuff off him.

"DON'T YELL AT ME!" When Pichu saw that Jigglypuff was on the ground twitching.

"Er... Exit..stage left." The little yellow mouse made a dash for it. He was far too familiar with the consequences of angering the pink puffball.
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TehEmo · Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:42 am Post subject:

Meanwhile, at the other end of the playground, Drifloon was oblivious to the goings on of Pichu, Jiggly, Freya and Quilava being kept busy by the young pidgeys that kept gusting him around.

"Please, stop i.. Floon!" he said being blown headlong into a slide. "Very well then, you leave me no other... Floon" he began, blown into a swing this time, "I can be quite the rough customer!". Spying his chance he tried to use baton pass, however, he didn't really understand how it worked.

Pulling out a baton he looked round to see that Pichu wasn't busy, in fact he was running fairly close to the swing set he was currently stuck on. Throwing the baton he hit the suprised Pichu causing him to fall over.
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TwilightFairy · Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:36 pm Post subject:

@.@

The pichu didn't know what hit it, all he remembered was running then blacking out.
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Hyaru · Oldie Joined: 09 Nov 2008 Posts: 759 Location: Canada :P

What was going on?? Pokemon were getting knocked out left right and center! This was defiantly not a good environment for a little egg! In a flash, Freya bolts it back inside, running into the source of the flamethrower.

"Ah! S-sorry Quilava!" Freya exclaims before running inside.
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Ranna · Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:59 pm Post subject:

Lopunny took one look at the chaos that was all around and decided staying inside was perhaps the safest option for her now. She marched indoors with the purpose of not being gusted, flamethrower-ed or hit by any amplifying objects. She made it, and sat in the seat Jiggly had previously been sitting in whilst watching his dirty television show, before realising that was not a safe option, and instead she jumped across to the other side of the sofa.

"That kinda behaviour isn't good for developing young minds.." she muttered to herself, before rubbing her head with a paw, her brow furrowed and fevered.

"...Nor is it any good for my complexion and migraines"
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TwilightFairy · Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:57 pm Post subject:

Pichu got up and shook it's head. Unsure of what had just happened.

"That's the last time i let batons hit my face.." He looked around wondering where everybody went.

"Must remember..avoid Jiggles."

The little yellow creature darted up a tree, instinctively thinking it being the safest option for the moment.
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Cudpug · Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:13 pm Post subject:

Jiggly was not happy. Already, since waking up, he'd been caught looking at Poke-porn, had been humiliated by Lopunny and had had to deal with the excessive shouting of Pichu through his microphone. He'd finally had enough.

He puffed his cheeks out and walked back into the Poke-centre, heading straight for the staff room to watch some more TV. He hoped that he wouldn't run into anyone on the way who could ruin his day for him even more.

That was when, like fate often dictates, somebody did appear before him.
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